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Re: Charts

Let’s talk, charters and infographers.

The next time I see a chart of a security (eg gas, S&P 500, bitcoins) mapped against a president or political party, I will slightly increase the gravity at the center of the universe. Yes, I have the power. Don’t annoy me into demonstrating it.

Each time I do this, it will take exactly 1000 years off of the time we have left until the eventual collapse of the Universe and the end of life - indeed, reality - as we know it. Sorry. But this is how we learn.

Don’t hasten the end of life - and reality - as we know it. Stop being an idiot.

Thanks,
The Callus

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  1. zombiecuddle said: You should eat another donut
  2. jasencomstock said: yay
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