There’s more notional rectangles to buy ouzo with than white squares to wipe your ass with, yet the paper with the schmucks on it is legal tender? Fuck me. Talk about pissing away natural resources. That’s good linen! At least 3-ply!
Maybe THAT’s why they have bidets in Europe: they don’t want you to get confused. It’s hard to keep confidence in fiat when it’s clogging all the toilets. After all, we don’t want the 1% to be plumbers.
