Former Senator (fun fact: Matt worked for him in college), big wig in Ohio politics, where the announcement is being made.
says MSNBC, which I’m watching.
oh who fucking cares!
fucking shitbag santorum
“Someone finally said what we’ve all been thinking here in Ohio: penis penis penis, penis, all the time. We can’t stop, and neither can Rick Santorum. And that’s why he’s getting me to drive around the state in a comically phallic automobile. From its glans-speaker will ring the sound of my voice, raised in cheerful support of my good friend, my penis. Which Rick Santorum views as a postmodern totem of the center of all culture. I’m proud of you, little Mike.”
