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Why The Fuck Do You Think Google Voice Exists?

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Hey so we have a great text-to-speech platform! And this phone service that admits to keeping your conversations. Heh, and a business model predicated on generating user profiles that channel perfect advertisements into your brain stem.

Sorry to hear you talking to your mom about your hemorrhoids. Here’s a coupon for some cream. Let us (or anyone) know if anything else is bothering or interesting you.

Sure you don’t want to call mom, by the way? Maybe talk products and services?