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Newt Gingrich Is Toast

Loathsome soon-to-be-ex-candidate troll’s campaign ends tonight.

There is dirty laundry in everyone’s past. For Romney it’s Bain. For Perry it was all the huffing (kidding!). For Santorum it’s the violently evangelical background.

Newt leaves them smelling like linen at the Four Seasons. This guy is, and we mean this at the personal level, a loathsome sociopath who treats women like property. His ex-wife’s commentary tonight on his facile request for an “open marriage” along with the big Tiffany bills and the unstoppable stream of gaffes have conspired to end his viability for any office above bridge troll.

There is nothing wrong with open marriage. But there’s everything wrong with a condescending pile of crap like Newt advocating traditional marriage values on television after the divorces, affairs, and failed attempts to swing. If voters hate Romney for being a fake, they’re going to loathe Gingrich for being a fraud.

Au revoir, asshole.